The final update!
	 
    
    
     
    To all six of my loyal readers, I am leaving LA! I've got a job at UC Davis and will be starting my lab there. Restaurants in Davis are generally not so good, but I'll be close to Berkeley, SF and Napa, so the bon temps will continue to roll. I did a final update of the website to include the restaurants I didn't have time to write about while I was on the academic job market. Here they are (sorry no hot links, just look at the neighbourhood or cuisine page):
Alaska Seafood Restaurant - San Pedro Mexican mariscos kings
Chabuya - super Japanese ramen in Sawtelle
China Islamic - Islamic Chinese in Rosemead
Crown Cafe - Hunan in San Gabriel, a worthy successor to Shiang Garden
Danube - LA's first Bulgarian restaurant??? Not bad
El Hatuchay - Peruvian is tops here in North Hollywood
El Rocoto - Torrance Peruvian option
Father's Office - gourmet burger of legend in Santa Monica
Grand Casino - El cheapo empanadas at this Culver City bakery
Han Bat - K'town spot for your beef soup/sul lung tang fix
Komatsu - tempura bar in South Bay/Torrance
Krua Thai - LA's finest Thai noodle shop! North Hollywood
Las Quenas - excellent Peruvian in North Hollywood
Natraliart - Jamaican fare in Crenshaw, the best
Olive Branch - Persian in La Crescenta
Spago - yes, I did go! Beverly Hills temple of California cuisine
Tay Ho - Vietnamese banh cuon specialist in Little Saigon
There will be a final announcement on the main blog, but if all goes well I may have someone to continue the restaurant reviews. 
Happy eating,
Simon aka Low End Theory
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Gastrologica
	 
    
    
     
    Added a link to 
Gastrologica, where Steve posts strong opinions about cooking and restaurants. The job market and nascent papers continue to keep me away from adding restaurant notes. Of course I'm still eating well, have had wonderful Malaysian and other foods in Australia and NZ recently. Happy holidays!
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 The Great Taco Hunt
	 
    
    
     
    The vastness of 
LA and its unmatched diversity dictates that there is waaay too much eating for one man, even if that man is 
Jonathan Gold. So there is virtue in the pursuit of a single godly food item, and I have added Bandini's excellent 
Great Taco Hunt to my sidebar linx. His coverage is citywide, unlike my pragmatic 
Westside focus. I can testify to the 4.5-taco rating of 
King Taco, but Bandini's review does not mention the very unusual mojellas or sweetbreads that you can have in taco form. Keep up the good work Bandini!
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Ricos Tacos, Mama Voula's update
	 
    
    
     
    Here are the details about a new 
taco truck for y'all, it's one for the indecisive because there is only one dish available (you still have to choose carne del dia).
Also, I have just discovered the marides at 
Mama Voula's. It's one of the greatest fried fish dishes ever, right up there with the yellow croaker with stuff (black fungus?) in the batter at 
Giang Nan, or the jalea at any 
Peruvian restaurant - I must admit that in the latter case, sheer quantity is part of the attraction.
Unfortunately, my backlog of job applications is still longer than my backlog of restaurants, but you can expect more recommendations to trickle down.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Eating Chinese
	 
    
    
     
    Gary Soup's 
Eating Chinese site added to links in the sidebar. He's a Bay Area chowhound and 
Chinese food savant with a great list of links 'n stuff.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Las Quenas
	 
    
    
     
    Could 
North Hollywood be the most underrated food neighbourhood in Los Angeles? The wonderful 
Peruvian classics at 
Las Quenas add weight to the argument, and I'll certainly be returning there. As of today, my  
East San Fernando Valley page is officially overcrowded and must be split into smaller neighbourhoods!
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Krua Thai
	 
    
    
     
    So long between updates! I apologize but the last month was filled with travel (mazel tov David and Rebecca!), experiments per usual and my very first application for a proper job. Regular service is unlikely to resume, given that I'll be applying to more departments and struggling to publish some papers in the next few months. Will post when I can so my loyal readership (2 hungry souls? 10?) have some fresh spots to visit.
Krua Thai is the 
NoHo Thai noodle shop to eclipse all others I've been fortunate enough to enjoy. Like a great fade haircut or a really cold black-and-white milkshake, a fried noodle dish is an ephemeral thing with a very short optimal time frame. Which is all the more reason to seek the finest.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Guatemalteca Bakery, Yongsusan
	 
    
    
     
    I love to find a new place that is clearly a centre for the local community, and it was wall-to-wall 
Guatemalan folks in 
Guatemalteca today (on Beverly a little ways from 
Pico-Union), not surprising given the excellent quality and value. Groceries, el cheapo baked goods and honest lunch plates; a Los Angeles about 7 miles and one universe away from the Westside.
Hard to find a more diametrically opposed restaurant to Guatemalteca than 
Yongsusan, the 
Koreatown royal banquet legend, but hey, this is Low End Theory's restaurants we're talking about here and I'll eat most anything. This meal was incredibly good, it ranks with the greatest multi-course extravaganzas I've had in any cuisine.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Umenohana now but a memory
	 
    
    
     
    Whoops, I forgot to post here about my 
Umenohana write-up, and now it's closed. I think the Chowhound post had some stimulating effect and I sincerely hope that some Japanese food-lovers made it out there before yesterday. When I am a loaded assistant prof driving a Lexus SC430 (hah!) I'll fly out to Japan to score some tofu siumai.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Uzbekistan
	 
    
    
     
    A while between posts, I was up in Vancouver confirming that their 
Cantonese restaurants are indeed superior to those in  Los Angeles (amazing but true based on my limited sampling). Here are some notes on 
Uzbekistan, a wonderful and highly unusual restaurant on Sunset north of the 
Hollywood Russian ghetto centred on Fairfax and Santa Monica. I am keen to try Robert's Cuisine next, it's Russian not 
Uzbeki but I have heard good things.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Mission 261
	 
    
    
     
    The exalted 
Mission 261 serves jaw-dropping 
dim sum in 
San Gabriel. I cannot imagine a more delightful shootout than comparing this head-to-head with 
Sea Harbor in a single weekend.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 New Concept
	 
    
    
     
    The mind boggles at the plenitude of mind-blowing restaurants in the San Gabriel Valley. Add 
New Concept to the list of places that one absolutely must try whilst living in L.A. It's high-style innovative 
Cantonese in 
Monterey Park.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Swan, Giang Nan
	 
    
    
     
    Swan Restaurant, yet another 
Thai gem in 
North Hollywood. There is a huge Bhan Kanom Thai 
dessert store here too. I went back twice in three nights, then my friend Kathy left her phone there and brought back even more for Ian. Bonanza!
What a great, great meal I shared with Lambert and Peng at 
Giang Nan (
Shanghai/Jiangzhe in 
Monterey Park). Some companions magnify the pleasure one has in delicious food, but this meal didn't really need the fine company to make its impressions felt. There was a priceless moment when Lambert showed his digital photos of the dishes to the curious waitresses ("ooh! Lion's head meatball... fish-head casserole... fried bread...").
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Al pastor torta - for breakfast???
	 
    
    
     
    Carmen Foods added to 
Taco Trucks of the Westside. A highly unusual day when the low end theorist is out and about at breakfast time. There must be an alternate breakfast and lunch truck scene that one never experiences.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 okay noodle
	 
    
    
     
    After last night's extravaganza at Giang Nan (Shanghai/Jiangzhe magnificence, notes to follow) I am convinced that there is a universe of great eating in San Gabriel that is a fulltime job for a professional, not an amateur enthusiast like myself. Maybe these cats can help:
 okay noodle. They've just started but have had the good taste to link to the main 
Low End Theory blog. Then again, recommendation of sushi 
buffet is potentially hazardous. Include me out, as they say.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 mmm-yoso
	 
    
    
     
    A new blog link, 
mmm-yoso specializing in cheaper restaurants from San Diego and Orange County. Kirk is very informative for 
Hawaiian food, one of my personal favourites, and appears to be a healthy eater of multitudinous styles. "It's 
all good, from Diego to the Bay."
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Din Tai Fung moved
	 
    
    
     
    Moved Din Tai Fung into the 
Shanghai page today, why I filed it with 
Northern fare escapes me now as I associate the magical xiao long bao (small soupy dumplings) with Shanghai. Certainly there are proper Chinese gastronomes who understand these matters more deeply than I do.
Site meter not working, maybe I'll put this back on but I assume there are the usual ~100 daily visitors, mostly Google. I appreciate the positive commentz - there'll always be haters but the blog was supposed to be an altruistic venture.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Javan, Umenohana, Warszawa, Sea Harbor
	 
    
    
     
    The dust seems to have settled on my evaluation of the Persian scene with the addition of Javan to the 
Persian and 
West LA lists. An interesting tidbit from Wikipedia - 
faloodeh is one of the oldest of all frozen desserts.
Among L.A.'s high-end dining spots, 
Umenohana is certainly unique for its tofu 
kaiseki. Also a new neighbourhood, 
Beverly Hills, not clear when the low end theorist will return there!
Since when has Eastern European fare been splurge-worthy? Warszawa is a fancy and delicious 
Polish restaurant in 
Santa Monica. Some might see the proliferation of single-restaurant cuisine categories as extravagant, and there are undeniable overlaps between 
Bosnian, 
Polish and 
Uzbeki. Well, first of all I'm writing the website so national boundaries will yield to my hazy geographical pencil. Secondly, as the Balkan warfare in the 
Aroma Cafe comments indicates, some people feel very strongly that their local specialties are distinct and worth fighting for. Rather than amalgamating these into a pan-Eastern Europe section I've decided to let them proliferate. If I try some really great Nicaraguan and Guatemalan restaurants in future, their 
shared page could split too.
My, what a lot of updates today. 
Sea Harbor of 
Rosemead is the best 
dim sum I've had in L.A.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
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    Old updatez from back in the day, before I started 
Low End Restaurantz.071305
My favourite appetizers from the 
Westwood Lebanese marvel 
Sunnin.
071205
Tacomiendo has quality 
Mexican fare in 
Mar Vista/Culver City.
071105
Langer's 
pastrami is a sandwich without equal in its class. For no reason I can divine, it's in 
Pico-Union. Also, notes on the neighbouring and similarly essential 
Mama's Hot Tamale Cafe, where tamales from all over Latin America find a happy home. Kyushu Ramen is a noteworthy spot in 
Van Nuys when nuthin' but 
noodles will do.
070705
Apologies for the lack of updates. Been burning the midnight oil at both ends in lab, and recent Blogger problems were most frustrating. I think the site works well again, do let me know if there are missing pages and I'll rectify. To make things easier for my "loyal" readership, I created new neighbourhoods:
 Downtown/USC area, 
Pico-Union/Alvarado, 
Pasadena, and 
Glendale/Eagle Rock. Look out for more updates soon!
061905
One of the reasons I frown on "meat lovers" is that they frequently neglect equally hearty pleasures that don't involve giant hunks of environmentally questionable livestock. Like 
soon tofu, the killer Korean tofu stew that exemplifies the fact that tofu is not a meat substitute, just an ingredient with its own distinct place in the culinary constellation. 
Sokongdong is a 
K'town spot with great great soon tofu and surprisingly for a specialist restaurant, a spicy raw crab dish that is every bit as good as the house stalwart.
061805
Sunshine Thai in 
North Hollywood, yet another terrific 
Thai  restaurant for Thai people.
061205
Baby Blues Barbeque features tasty 
'que in 
Venice.
053005
Annapurna, a newish South 
Indian option in 
Culver City. 
Chung King is yet another terrific 
Szechwan  restaurant in 
Monterey Park.
052805
Thoughts on 
Shahrezad, the 
Persian kingpin of 
Westwood Blvd. Also added notes about which 
Persian places I like and why. Extra menu recommendations for the 
Thai hotspot 
Ruen Pair.
052405
Garcia's Bros of 
Culver City added to the 
Westside taco truck list. Quality new truck + 
Bill Frisell at 
Jazz Bakery, hard to find a Los Angeles day to beat that.
051805
A paean to the expanded 
Simpang Asia, 
Indonesian grocery store extraordinaire in 
Palms. Added 
la.foodblogging to the linx.
051705
Zankou opens on the Westside (
West LA, that is), let there be rejoicing. And general chaos inside. 
Armenian chicken and garlic sauce are in the house.
051405
Menu recommendations from the 
Hunan splendour of 
Shiang/Charming Garden in 
Monterey Park.
051005
Menu info on 
Uncle Darrow's of 
Marina Del Rey. If ever a restaurant deserved the descriptor 
soul food, this is it. Also some notes on 
Raku, Korean-Japanese 
small-plate greatness in 
West L.A..
050305
Cosmetic improvement, I'm 
back in black. Ian has a hilarious 
new blog, and I also link to Pam's 
Daily Gluttony (another haw flake eater), Santo's 
Meet Me At The Corner Of Third And Fairfax and 
BBQ Junkie.
042105
Soot Bull Jeep, the famous 
Koreatown restaurant with charcoal 
barbecue.
042005
Notes on how to eat at 
Raffi's Place, the 
Persian kabob legend in 
Glendale. 
Yai Noodle is a new noodle house contender in 
Thai Town, see also 
Thai list. Where does one eat downtown? How about Sarita's Pupuseria (
Downtown and 
Salvadoran lists). I'm almost never in O.C., but if you are, check out elmomonster's 
 Monster Munching as an adjunct to 
Professor Salt.
040505
Tacos Don Kike has pretty good tacos and a stunning downtown view. In 
Taqueriaand 
Downtown lists.
031705
Probably an only-in-L.A. experience, wonderful handmade sarashina soba at 
Otafuku. See also 
Gardena and 
Japanese noodles.
031005
Added Chowpatty/Pat's estimable 
Eating L.A. to 
Special Sources. A nostalgic note about 
Hulu House to accompany a significant picture.
030905
Yungui Garden notes, this is the former Yunnan Garden and Hua's Garden. Can't they settle on Yunnan Rice Noodle Restaurant, the Chinese name? Also see 
Szechwan and 
Monterey Park lists.
030805
The marvel of Beijing/Peking duck at 
Lu Din Gee. Also in 
San Gabriel and 
Northern Chinese lists.
022805
A note about 
molagapodi, and check out 
Professor Salt's blog.
022105
Woodlands added to 
Indian and 
South of LA lists. Tremendous South Indian fare.
020805
Aroma Cafe inaugurates the 
Bosnian section with a bang. Also in 
West LA/Pico list. Made a 
taco truck glossary at Ian and Kathy's suggestion.
013105
At Ian's suggestion, reorganized 
Taco Trucks of the Westside by geography, and linked to the relevant 
neighbourhood lists. Extra notes about Tacos Junior truck as well - my new favourite flavour of Jarritos is 
Mandarina.
012705
King Taco and La China Poblana in 
East LA list, the latter in 
Mexican Regional list.
012305
Messob added to 
Ethiopian and 
Fairfax lists. Kitfo is worth working up one's courage for.
012205
Added NBC Seafood Restaurant to the 
Cantonese and 
Monterey Park lists.
011805
Added 
Mama Voula's to the 
Greek and 
West LA lists, and Cocido Azteca de Oro to 
Taco Trucks of the Westside.
010405
Added Ka-San Korean bbq to 
Glendale/Pasadena/Eagle Rock page, it's in La Crescenta. Maybe I will split this neighbourhood in two sometime. Also on 
Korean barbecue page.
010105
Added Good-Ha!!! (takeout menu does have three exclamation points) to 
Glendale and 
Filipino lists. Breakfast that should last all day, take your flip-flops to fit in with the crowd.
122204
Added Greece's barbeque to the 
American:BBQ and 
Hollywood/Fairfax lists. The first tip from a blog visitor, thanks gbarn (at) email.com!
120912
Recommended additional dishes from 
Yai, the completely unstoppable Thai Town favourite.
120404
Added Max's of Manila to 
Glendale and 
Filipino  guides. Strictly for Pinoys and their peeps!
120104
Added 
Special Sources, a list of great places to find more info about L.A. restaurants.
113004
Posted some old reviews from Chowhound.com with appropriate tinkering. It's all hotlinked from the neighbourhood and style guides:
Thai desserts, 
Hakata Ramen Shinsengumi, 
Wa Sushi, 
Isla Buffet, 
Jerk Pit, 
Taqueria Vista del Hermosa, 
Ruen Pair, 
Yunnan Garden/Hua's Garden, 
Torafuku, 
Dos Burritos, 
Attari Sandwiches, 
International Tofu House and 
Brodard II. Enjoy.
        
    
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
  
    
  
  
  
     
    
    
	 
	 Low End Restaurantz... with a "Z"
	 
    
    
     
    Hey food loverz,
Here's a phat joint from Simon of Low End Theory "fame" - a new blog describing updatez at my restaurant website, 
Low End Theory's L.A. Restaurants (occasionally using amateurish African-American idiomz). It promises to be yet more digressive and opinionated than the old-skool guide, so watch out!
Always on point,
Low End Theory aka 
Simon
below: chicken karaage from the wondrous Minako in SF. It gots soul!
Chicken karaage - Japanese soul food from the wondrous Minako in SF